(493 quotes found)
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
Dan Castellaneta
“I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap”
Rudyard Wheatley
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”
Kinky Friedman
“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”
Henry Lawson
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
David Daye
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
Plato
“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
Tina Fey
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