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“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.”
Albert Einstein
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.”
Tom Bodett
“I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.”
Neil Gaiman
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
Kurt Vonnegut
“The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.”
Abraham Lincoln
“High School is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
Woody Allen
“I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.”
Tre Cool
“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board”
Mark Twain
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